Saturday, March 31, 2007

March Madness

We continue to present our monthly "Friday Night Live" recordings of
This month it is "March Madness". Everything from drunken romps to stories of love. Our Featured Performer is Michael Lambert. Enjoy!...

Next Month's Featured Performer will be Marsha Clark (The Actress)...
Recorded Live on Friday, March 16, 2007 at The Coffee Fix in Studio City, California...

1:08 / 62.2 MB / Rated: PG-13 (Some Adult Language and Themes)...
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Friday, March 23, 2007

Never Judge a Show by it’s Pilot: Raines

The first time I saw Jeff Goldblum it was on the short lived TV series Tenspeed and Brown Shoe. I was reminded of that program when I was watching two new shows on NBC’s Must See Thursday night lineup. The first show was Andy Richter's new series Andy Barker PI and later Jeff Goldblum’s new show Raines. This new show has elements of Monk, Medium and Tenspeed and Brown Shoe. Jeff Goldblum stars as the eccentric LAPD Detective Michael Raines who like Monk is obsessive and has not been the same since suffering a traumatic event. After recuperating from being shot in the line of duty Raines returns to work but now he has begun to see murder victim Sandy Boudreau (Alexa Davalos) as a vision. Like on Medium, Raines talks to the victim except this vision is a figment of his imagination not a ghost. The vision starts out as two-dimensional character and as Raines learns more about her she develops more layers. When Rains finds her killer she will disappear. The only person Raines confides in is his former partner, Charlie Lincoln (Malik Yoba). Like Jeff Goldblum’s character Lionel Whitney from Tenspeed and Brown Shoe, Raines speaks to the audience through a noir style voice over complete with sax music in the background. Raines also shares Lionel Whitney's love for detective novels. He even considered writing a novel himself but becoming a police officer got in the way. He found out that the images he had in his head weren’t like real life. I always find it amusing when fictional TV cop/detectives make it known that they are real unlike the fake cop/detectives on TV, in the movies or in pulp novels. This show makes the distinction between Raines' "real world" and the world of his pulp heroes Raymond Chandler, Dashiell Hammett and Ross Macdonald but it does so with great reverence.

It is obvious that I liked the pilot a lot, but I never judge a show by it’s pilot.

The next episode, Meet Juan Doe, opens with a voice over of Detective Michael Raines recapping what we learned in the pilot. I like the noir style opening of the pilot better, but I understand that this was done to clarify the show’s premise to the audience. Hopefully the noir style opening will return. I also miss Raines’ partner Charlie who only appears early in the episode. I looked at the Raines - Bios page but Malik Yoba is not there. It looks like the role of confidant will now be Dr. Samantha Kohl (Madeleine Stowe). Raines was ordered to meet with Dr. Kohl after he was seen talking to himself by his fellow officers. I hope these changes were not the network’s attempt to fix things that I personally don’t see as broken because I really liked what I saw in the pilot. I guess I’ll have to keep watching. I wonder if this show will help the sale of Raymond Chandler novels.

To quote Detective Michael Raines, "All these stories start with a body".

Stay Tuned


Tony Figueroa

Saturday, March 17, 2007

Never Judge a Show by it’s Pilot: Andy Barker PI

Andy Richter is one of the most underrated comedic actors working in television today. Since leaving his role as the sidekick on Late Night with Conan O'Brien he has starred in several situation comedies. Although none of these shows ever took off I never felt that it was the fault of Andy Richter. In his new show Andy Barker PI, Andy Richter re-teams with Conan O'Brien who serves as the shows co-creator and executive producer. The title character Andy Barker is a CPA who is mistaken by a Russian bombshell for retired private investigator Lew Staziak (Harve Presnell). Lew used to occupy Andy’s storefront office. The beautiful Russian offers Andy four thousand dollars to find her husband. Since he was not getting and any new accounting clients, Andy takes on the lady’s case with the help of his fellow strip mall neighbors Simon (Tony Hale) the video store clerk and Wally (Marshall Manesh) the overly patriotic Afghani restaurant owner. Although this is not the first time we see an accountant enamored with the life of a PI on TV (Remember Tenspeed and Brown Shoe?), the difference here is that Andy loves accounting. Andy Richter is at his best when he plays the mild mannered, good intentioned every man and this show is the best vehicle for Andy Richter since he left Conan's couch. Andy’s TV character is also perfectly paired with Clea Lewis as his wife Jen.

In the past I have expressed that I like single camera sitcoms and am really pleased that NBC's Must See Thursday is raising the bar with their comedies instead of just playing it for laughs. Andy Barker PI has the elements that I like in a comedy; good writing, good acting and most importantly it is funny. My big concern for the show is that the show is at risk of being predictable where Andy uses his accounting skills to solve the case with the help of his misfit friends. Fortunately, I Never Judge a Show by it’s Pilot and speaking of the pilot you can watch it at NBC.com - Andy Barker PI > Full Episodes and I don’t have to wait till the next week because that episode, and four more are also online.

In the next episode Fairway, My Lovely the Archives Clerk, Nicole (Nicole Randall Johnson) from the pilot, hires herself as Andy’s new assistant figuring that Andy owes her since he got her fired from her last job. The case involves the death of Andy's morbidly obese client Guy Halverson (Peter Allen Vogt) and Mrs. Halverson's insistence that her husband actually met with foul play. The episode was funny although I thought one running gag where all the women in the episode are enamored with the fat guy was a little over the top. Hopefully through the NBC web site the show can foster a solid fan base.

Andy is wholesome and does not use profanity so I will quote Andy Barker when things aren’t going right, "Ah, cheese 'n crackers".

Stay Tuned


Tony Figueroa

Sunday, March 04, 2007

Never Judge a Show by it’s Pilot: The ½ Hour News Hour.

I feel that even before I start writing about The ½ Hour News Hour I must come clean. When I write my "Never Judge a Show by it’s Pilot" segments I tend to chose programs that appeal to me based on a Log line, Promo or Buzz. I'd rather talk about programs I like and not promote the programs I don't. I am making an exception in the case of The ½ Hour News Hour. I felt it important to make this disclaimer. When I heard on Air America Radio that the FOX News Channel was entering the world of comedy... deliberately, I felt that I needed to see this train wreck. First of all I have to question the show’s originality when the title was stolen from The 1/2 Hour Comedy Hour. Prior to watching the pilot I saw a clip of the show on YouTube.



I have two questions.
  1. Was that supposed to be funny?
  2. Are they using a Laugh Track? I swear I heard the same canned laughter over and over again and this show appears to be taped before a live audience.

Good comedy has to have a point of view. Satire only works when the comedian goes after every institution be it political, religious or corporate. The so-called Fair & Balanced News Channel is attempting to create a conservative counterpart to The Daily Show and The Colbert Report. What they fail to grasp is that Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert poke fun at everyone including the news media, themselves and their corporate owners. Although sometimes it’s easy to figure out what a comedian’s personal politics are, a professional will poke fun of everyone. All I could grasp from this YouTube clip is that The ½ Hour News Hour is throwing pies at the faces of liberals and missing the target. Satire is considered high brow comedy and what I have seen so far is about as sophisticated as throwing a pie at someone’s face. Fortunately for The ½ Hour News Hour I never judge a show by it’s pilot let alone a clip on YouTube.
I saw the Pilot and I have a few notes:

  • Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter don’t need a script to be funny they just have to be themselves.
  • The Ed Begley Jr. bit was predictable and not funny. The callbacks on the Ed Begley Jr. bit were painful.
  • BE FUNNY!!!

So far all I have seen are people trying to be funny but are in essence comparable to a child on a playground saying, "I know you are, but what am I?"

I watched the second episode and it was actually worse. There was a bit spoofing Dateline \ To Catch a Predator and another one making fun of racial profiling and both were painful to watch. I think the Fox News Channel should quit while they're behind and stick to what they do... just stick to what they do. After all the idea of the Fox News Channel doing a fake news show with a conservative slant is already redundant.

To quote Theodore White, "A joke is like a frog. If you want, you can dissect it to see how the parts fit together and understand what makes it all work. But the frog tends to die in the process".

Stay Tuned


Tony Figueroa

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

“All’s Fair in Love…” (CLICK PODCAST)

“All’s Fair in Love…”
February 26th 2007 Posted in Podcast
We continue to present our monthly “Friday Night Live” recordings of Story Salon ON THE AIR. For the month of February all of our stories are about love. From romps with cowboys to heartfelt tales of family. Our Featured Performer is the one and only Dan Klass of The Bitterest Pill. Enjoy!…

Next Month’s Featured Performer will be Michael Lambert…
Recorded Live on Friday, February 16, 2007 at The Coffee Fix in Studio City, California…
53.52 / 49.4 MB / Rated: PG-13 (Some Adult Language and Themes)…
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Friday, February 16, 2007

Congratulations Keith

MSNBC announced that Keith Olbermann will be counting down the top stories of the day for four more years, continuing as host of his enormously popular nightly news program, "Countdown with Keith Olbermann". In addition, he will contribute to NBC Nightly News with occasional essays and will host two "Countdown" primetime specials each year on NBC.

To quote Keith Olbermann quoting Edward R. Murrow, "Good night and good luck"

Stay Tuned

Tony Figueroa

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Remembering John Randolph

My Story Salon friend Dan Tirman told a couple of stories about an actress named Anita O'Day. I realized that I had a similar link to old Hollywood.

After the Northrige Earthquake Donna and I had to move to a new apartment. It wasn't because of quake damage, it was because after the quake several of our neighbors left California for good. Since the building was not getting any new tenants, except some bikers with phony section 8 vouchers, the building's management decided not to repair things like lights or the security gate. The building manager also had her life threatened by the phony section 8 bikers causing her to never leave her apartment. This forced a lot of us to leave what used to be a very nice apartment complex. We moved about a mile east to a building built in the early 1960s. Several of the residents were older character actors, some were the buildings original tenants. In the lobby I heard a familiar voice. This was the voice of Emily's father on The Bob Newhart Show, Roseanne's father on Roseanne, Brad's father on Angie. Col. Potter's friend on M*A*S*H, The Mayor of Los Angeles in Earthquake. It all comes back to Earthquakes. This new building's manager introduced us. He greeted us with, "Hi I'm John Randolph, I'm an actor". The week we moved in we saw John as an evil white supremacist on Matlock, then as a man who lost his wife on E.R. The next time we saw him we went to compliment his work on the shows. He greeted us with "Hi I'm John Randolph, I'm an actor". Obviously he'd forgotten that we had already met, but that's okay we complimented his work on the shows and Donna mentioned that she hated him one day and he broke her heart the next. He really appreciated the kind words.

Our building used to hold a Christmas party. This was a great event, because for so many of the elderly residents this was their Christmas. When John entered the party it was like Norm entering the Cheers bar. JOHN!!! John greeted everyone with "Hi I'm John Randolph, I'm an actor". There were times we crossed paths at the elevator then forty-five minutes later were sitting on this black couch and he's telling me about the time when he and Will Geer were blacklisted. I had been facinated by that period in American history for a long time so to hear what it was like from a man who saw it first hand was priceless.

I don't remember exactly when but I was told by another neighbor that John had Alzheimer’s. This explained why he kept introducing himself and why he would tell me the same Will Geer stories over and over again. He once asked if I knew who Will Geer was of course to me he was Grandpa Walton and he stared in one of my dad's favorite movies Intruder in the Dust (1949) also staring Puerto Rican actor Juano Hernandez (We were both born in San Juan). I enjoyed hearing him talk about the good old days and he enjoyed talking to a younger man who knew of his contemporaries.

One time I ran in to him at the elevator and I was telling him about a scene I just did for my television production class. The more I talked about it the more excited I got. At one point he stopped me and said, "You hear that excitement in your voice? Don't ever loose that." Another time we met at the elevator and he went on a very long rant over the fact that the Academy was giving a life time achievement award to Elia Kazan. In 2000 the Screen Actors Guild and the American Federation of Television and Radio Artists went on strike. Even though he was not in the best of health John visited us on the picket line. His presence was a shot in the arm for everyone’s morale. My only complaint about him as a neighbor was that he would flirt shamelessly with my wife. In his final years he had a caretaker help him walk the seventy-five or so feet from his apartment to the elevator. If he saw Donna he'd have his caretaker wait, walk over to Donna on his own and escort her to where ever she was going.

Even though John is no longer with us (Died Feb. 24, 2004) I still see him often when I channel surf. He may be the CEO, the General, someone’s father or a multitude of other characters thus proving that old actors never die they just change costumes. When I write my column I like to close with a quote. John had a lot to say either through his characters or as himself but the quote I want to use is the first thing he ever said to me, "Hi I'm John Randolph, I'm an actor" because that says it all.

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Story Salon: ON THE AIR... Appreciations



We kick off "Season Two" of the Story Salon Podcast (Story Salon: ON THE AIR) with a show filled with "Appreciations". Everyone from Muhammad Ali to Filmmaker Robert Altman. Our Featured Perfomer is Emmy Award winning writer, Joseph Dougherty. Joe talks about how Ray Bradbury has been a life long influence.... The first episode of our monthly "Friday Night Live" recordings features just a sample of the most compelling stories that have been told during our regular Wednesday Night shows. Enjoy!...

Next Month's Featured Performer will be Dan Klass... Blog Art shot by Joseph Dougherty...

Recorded Live on Friday, January 26, 2007 at The Coffee Fix in Studio City, California...

52.50 / 48.5 MB / Rated: PG-13...

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Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Fallen Idol.

Let me re-establish that I do not like reality shows. First of all they are not real. If you want reality go look at a security camera video for twelve hours. Pretty boring huh? Now if you actually look through that twelve hours of security footage consider yourself lucky if there is more than one minute of anything that would fall under the category of interesting. Reality shows are cheap to produce (although more and more money is now going into other aspects of the production). They also put a lot of actors and writers out of work. If I had to define what a reality show is I’d do it this way.

re·al·i·ty show (Oxy Moron) Definition:
A Television Show featuring people who are supposedly not actors who are manipulated in situations onstage (or in postproduction) supposedly with out scripted dialogue.

For the record I do not watch American Idol. Even if I did not have these feelings towards reality shows this type of talent competition is still not my cup of tea. I was very disturbed when I saw Idol's unholy trio Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson mocking two would be contestants who by all outward appearances may not have had full use of their mental capacities. I do not have a problem with an industry professional giving constructive criticism to an aspiring singer. I also do not have a problem with an industry professional giving a reality (no pun intended) check to a reasonable person with a false sense of their own talent. Where I do have a problem is when industry professionals are making fun of two disadvantaged individuals especially when Simon Cowell told Kenneth Briggs that he looked like a "bush baby", and asked Jonathan Jayne if he borrowed Randy Jackson's trousers. One would think that with all the millions that FOX is paying Simon he could do better than to open with a fat joke. The New York Times later reported that Jonathan Jayne had said he had appeared in the Special Olympics, an event for the mentally challenged. Simon Cowell told television writers at a news conference, "If you don't want to hear that, don't show up". I'm sorry Mr. Cowell but your statement would only hold water if you were dealing with reasonable people. This is when you and the other American Idol judges lowered your selves to the level of Howard Stern. Still the fact that producers screen the contestants prior to them meeting the judges, then decided to air the audition with the judge’s comments leads one to believe that they welcomed and even instigated the controversy. Still there are some that defend the judge’s behavior due to fatigue. Please show me another job where you can use fatigue as an excuse for that level of rudeness. Considering that a big part of their million-dollar job is to listen to bad singers, I don't want to hear about their fatigue. Now Kenneth Briggs and Jonathan Jayne have agents and have appeared on several television programs giving American Idol even more free press. Give me an old fashioned sitcom any day.

Not to start singing the same old song (pun intended) but why is this news? I know of this American Idol incident because while watching the cable news channels expecting to learn more about the direction that this war is going and who might be the next president, this reality show makes the news. Even while I write this I have the news on and this is the story that is being covered. The fact that we the people give so much attention to a reality show speaks volumes as to why this country is in the state that it is currently in. Since I am already singing I wanted to make a comment to the parents watchdog groups. You are outraged when you see adult themes in a piece of well acted and well written drama at 10:00pm because "Our Children Are Watching". Yet when real people, whose opinions are respected, mock the disadvantaged among us at 8:00pm and I don't see that same outrage. Long ago I had a friend who told me that television executives are people who sit in their offices finding new ways to get suckers saying, "We need a show that will bring us some new suckers". I never agreed with his description of television executives. I never liked that he called TV viewers "Suckers" because they are fans of a show. But in the case of reality shows he might be right.

To quote The View's Rosie O'Donnell on this topic, "If you keep serving people crap and telling them it's a meal, they're eventually going to think it is a meal".

Stay Tuned


Tony Figueroa