Guess Who's Coming To... KC Fringe Festival

An evening of stories told by a typical American couple, the Figueroas. He is a Swedish-Puerto Rican television aficionado. She is an African-American Jane Pauley sound-alike shopaholic. The audience will follow their adventures in and over America as they stray from the normalcy of their home, Hollywood, CA.

http://www.kcfringe.org/
THE NEXT SPACE
512 E. 18th St.,
Kansas City, MO, 64108
Map of 512 E 18th St Kansas City, MO by MapQuest
Thurs, July 27 - 8:00pm
Fri, July 28 - 6:30pm
Sat, July 29 -3:30pm & 8:00pm
Tickets available at
http://www.kcfringe.org/
Crown Center starting Wednesday July 26th
and at the door

Never Judge a Show by it’s Pilot: Psych.

How can I describe the new series Psych? Imagine a modern day Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson. Instead of foggy London town the setting is beautiful Santa Barbara CA. The Holmes character is an underachiever who has held fifty-seven different jobs since high school but feels that he has finally found his calling as a psychic detective. Only he's not really psychic. Shawn Spencer (James Roday) was trained by his police officer father Henry (Corbin Bernsen) to have incredible observation skills. After Shawn gives the police a tip on a crime, the police don't believe that Shawn has the talent to see things that the average person can't. They believe that he only knows what he knows because he is somehow involved in the crime. To avoid being arrested Shawn tells the police detectives (Timothy Omundson & Maggie Lawson) that he knows what he knows because he's psychic. When you can't explain things logically, LIE! The acting Chief of police (Kirsten Nelson) hires Shawn pro bono to assist in a kidnapping case. Now our Holmes needs a Watson. Shawn goes to his childhood friend Gus (Dulé Hill). Instead of being a doctor he's a pharmaceutical rep, but the Gus character is a perfect straight man to Shawn's fake psychic episodes. Where Holmes is sophisticated and goes into elaborate detail explaining what he sees. Shawn is less than sophisticated but instead of explaining what he sees, you the TV viewer get to see everything through Shawn's eyes.

We currently have dramatic shows on TV where people use their special gifts to help solve crimes or assist the dead in crossing over. I am a fan of these shows. TV also brings us real people who claim to have special abilities and use their gifts to help ordinary people communicate with everyone from a dead relative to their pet. I'd like to believe that this is all true, but my skepticism tells me better. When I saw the promos for a show about a fake pshyic detective, I knew I wanted to see this show. Over all I liked what I saw in the pilot, especially the Shawn, Gus and Henry characters. I can't imagine that every case that Shawn and Gus take on will involve the police department so will the remaining characters be needed in every episode? These are just my first impressions but I never judge a show by it's pilot.

So, its a week later and I watched the second episode The Spellingg Bee (Deliberately missed spelled) and overall I liked what I saw. I still can't imagine that every case that Shawn and Gus take on will involve the police department. I like the Police characters but will they be needed in every episode? If they are featured in every episode, will thier I.Q. points have to drop in order for them to buy in to some of Shawn’s over the top fake pshyic episodes? On the plus side I like the Henry character even more. He reminds me of The Karate Kid's Mr. Miyagi when he teaches his son to finish what he starts by having Shawn finish building a dog house that Shawn started in 1989. Finally the show is a nice companion to Monk on USA’s Friday night lineup. Can we say crossover?

To quote Shawn & Gus

Gus: You're dating a murderer!
Shawn: Not exclusively.

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Good Night Red.

To quote Red Buttons, "Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected".

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Waiting for the fall 2006.

While the network's show are on their summer hiatus, I have been enjoying new episodes of Monk, and the new shows Psych and Saved (Note: Saved writer and producer Joseph Dougherty is the same Joseph Dougherty who created Handwritten Theatre). I have also been watching classic TV shows on DVD like F Troop, Hogan's Heroes, and am ready to break into Sgt. Bilko. But that does not explain why my columns have been a little less frequent lately. Donna and I have been dedicating all of our time to our Two-person show.

Guess Who's Coming To...
An evening of stories told by a typical American couple, the Figueroas. He is a Swedish-Puerto Rican television aficionado. She is an African-American Jane Pauley sound-alike shopaholic. The audience will follow their adventures in and over America as they stray from the normalcy of their home, Hollywood, CA.
We will be performing the show at the following Fringe Festivals.

http://www.kcfringe.org/
THE NEXT SPACE
512 E. 18th St.,
Kansas City, MO, 64108
Thurs, July 27 - 8:00pm
Fri, July 28 - 6:30pm
Sat, July 29 -3:30pm & 8:00pm
Tickets available at
http://www.kcfringe.org/
Crown Center starting Wednesday July 26th
and at the door

http://www.fringefestival.org/
INTERACT CENTER FOR THE VISUAL AND PERFORMING ARTS
212 Third Ave. N. Ste.140
Minneapolis, MN 55401
Sat, Aug 5 - 10:00 pm
Sun, Aug 6 - 2:30 pm
Mon, Aug 7 - 8:30 pm
Fri, Aug 11 - 5:30 pm
Sun, Aug 13 - 7:00 pm
Tickets available at
http://www.uptowntix.com/
(615) 209-6799


http://www.indyfringe.org/
THEATRE ON THE SQUARE
627 Massachusetts Avenue
Indianapolis, IN 46204-1606
Fri, Aug 25 - 9:00 pm
Sun, Aug 27 - 2:30 pm
Tues, Aug 29 - 8:00 pm
Sat, Aug 02 - 1:00 pm
Sun, Aug 03 - 8:30 pm
Tickets available at
www.indyfringe.org/tickets.php
$11.00 advance via PayPal
$10.00 at the door

If you are going to be in the area please come and see us.

To quote Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, "On with the show this is it"

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List of Primetime Emmy Nominations

AP

Nominees in major categories for the 58th annual Primetime Emmy Awards announced Thursday by the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences:

Drama Series:
"Grey's Anatomy," ABC; "House," Fox; "The Sopranos," HBO; "24," Fox; "The West Wing," NBC.

Comedy Series:
"Arrested Development," Fox; "Curb Your Enthusiasm," HBO; "The Office," NBC; "Scrubs," NBC; "Two and a Half Men," CBS.

Miniseries:
"Bleak House (Masterpiece Theatre)," PBS; "Elizabeth I," HBO; "Into the West," TNT; "Sleeper Cell," Showtime.

Made-for-TV Movie:
"Flight 93," A&E; "The Flight That Fought Back," Discovery Channel; "The Girl in the Cafe," HBO; "Mrs. Harris," HBO; "Yesterday," HBO.

Variety, Music or Comedy Series:
"The Colbert Report," Comedy Central; "The Daily Show With Jon Stewart," Comedy Central; "Late Night With Conan O'Brien," NBC; "Late Show With David Letterman," CBS; "Real Time With Bill Maher ," HBO.

Variety, Music or Comedy Special:
"78th Annual Academy Awards," ABC; "Bill Maher: I'm Swiss," HBO; "George Carlin : Life Is Worth Losing," HBO; "McCartney in St. Petersburg," A&E; "The XX Olympic Winter Games - Opening Ceremony," NBC.

Actor, Drama Series:
Denis Leary, "Rescue Me," FX Network; Peter Krause , "Six Feet Under," HBO; Kiefer Sutherland , "24," Fox; Martin Sheen , "The West Wing," NBC.

Actress, Drama Series:
Kyra Sedgwick , "The Closer," TNT; Geena Davis , "Commander in Chief," ABC; Mariska Hargitay, "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit," NBC; Frances Conroy, "Six Feet Under," HBO; Allison Janney , "The West Wing," NBC.

Supporting Actor, Drama Series:
William Shatner , "Boston Legal," ABC; Oliver Platt , "Huff," Showtime; Michael Imperioli , "The Sopranos," HBO; Gregory Itzin, "24," Fox; Alan Alda , "The West Wing," NBC.

Supporting Actress, Drama Series:
Candice Bergen, "Boston Legal," ABC; Sandra Oh , "Grey's Anatomy," ABC; Chandra Wilson, "Grey's Anatomy," ABC; Blythe Danner, "Huff," Showtime; Jean Smart, "24," Fox.

Actor, Comedy Series:
Larry David, "Curb Your Enthusiasm," HBO; Kevin James , "The King of Queens," CBS; Tony Shalhoub , "Monk," USA; Steve Carell , "The Office," NBC; Charlie Sheen, "Two and a Half Men," CBS.

Actress, Comedy Series:
Lisa Kudrow , "The Comeback," HBO; Jane Kaczmarek, "Malcolm in the Middle," Fox; Julia Louis-Dreyfus, "The New Adventures of Old Christine," CBS; Stockard Channing, "Out of Practice," CBS; Debra Messing , "Will & Grace," NBC.

Supporting Actor, Comedy Series:
Will Arnett, "Arrested Development," Fox; Jeremy Piven , "Entourage," HBO; Bryan Cranston, "Malcolm in the Middle," Fox; Jon Cryer, "Two and a Half Men," CBS; Sean Hayes, "Will & Grace," NBC.

Supporting Actress, Comedy Series:
Cheryl Hines , "Curb Your Enthusiasm," HBO; Alfre Woodard , "Desperate Housewives," ABC; Jaime Pressly , "My Name Is Earl," ABC; Elizabeth Perkins , "Weeds," Showtime;
Megan Mullally, "Will & Grace," NBC.

Actor, Miniseries or a Movie:
Charles Dance, "Bleak House (Masterpiece Theatre)," PBS; Donald Sutherland , "Human Trafficking," Lifetime; Ben Kingsley , "Mrs. Harris," HBO; Jon Voight , "Pope John Paul II," CBS; Andre Braugher, "Thief," FX Network.

Actress, Miniseries or a Movie:
Kathy Bates , "Ambulance Girl," Lifetime; Gillian Anderson, "Bleak House (Masterpiece Theatre)," PBS; Helen Mirren , "Elizabeth I," HBO; Judy Davis, "A Little Thing Called Murder," Lifetime; Annette Bening , "Mrs. Harris," HBO.

Supporting Actor, Miniseries or a Movie:
Denis Lawson, "Bleak House (Masterpiece Theatre)," PBS; Hugh Dancy, "Elizabeth I," HBO; Jeremy Irons , "Elizabeth I," HBO; Robert Carlyle, "Human Trafficking," Lifetime; Clifton Collins Jr. , "Thief," FX Network.

Supporting Actress, Miniseries or a Movie:
Kelly Macdonald, "The Girl in the Cafe," HBO; Shirley Jones, "Hidden Places," Hallmark; Ellen Burstyn , "Mrs. Harris," HBO; Cloris Leachman , "Mrs. Harris," HBO; Alfre Woodard, "The Water Is Wide (Hallmark Hall of Fame Presentation)," CBS.

Forever Eddie

Moose, the Jack Russell terrier who played Eddie on TV show Frasier died, at the age of 16-and-a-half years old.

A quote from the episode Death and the Dog

Daphne: If Eddie were one of the Beatles, I think he'd be George. I don't know why!

Frasier: And yet she's never been committed. I don't know why!

Good Night Moose

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Belushi, Farley and Me.

Written by Tony Figueroa for STORY SALON, Southern California's Longest Running, Regularly Performing Live Storytelling Ensemble.
Performed on Wednesday, June 14, 2006 by Tony Figueroa.
There are three things that I always talk about at Story Salon, Television, Death and Defiance Ohio. This story is about death but not just any death, celebrity death. People who leave this world and enter immortality.

There was Elvis. I had become a fan of fifties rock and roll thanks to the TV show Happy Days and Hit Radio 11 KRLA. I did have trouble accepting the 40 year old overweight Elvis, to me Elvis was jailhouse rock. But no one was more distraught over Elvis's death than my Dad. Understand that my dad was not a fan of Rock ad Roll he dismissed it all as noise. He is conservative and ex-military but he got to know Elvis when he was in the Army stationed in Memphis. My dad was in charge of drafting Elvis. My Dad knew that Elvis as a kid who had bitten off more than he chew.

There was John Lennon. I was to young to appreciate "The Beatles" when they were together, but as a teenager, thanks again in part to Hit Radio 11 KRLA, I did gain a great deal of appreciation for who they were and what they were about. I even hoped they would reunite some day, after all Loren Michael’s did offer them a check for $3,000.00 made out to "The Beatles" if they appeared on Saturday Night Live.

I want to add Freddie Prinze to the mix of immortals because as a Puerto Rican kid who wanted to become a comedian he meant a lot to me as well as to a lot of other people. Sadly he didn't achieve the same immortality. If you asked a “twenty something” if they know who Elvis Presley and John Lennon were they would know, even though Elvis Presley and John Lennon died before they were even born. If I ask them if they know who Freddie Prinze is, they'll say, "He the guy who’s in the that sitcom, the one that follows George Lopez. He married Buffy and did those Scooby Doo movies with her".

These first three examples of celebrity death caused me to be saddened but not devastated. The next example was different.

On the evening of March 5th 1982, I was living in Puerto Rico and our cable system just got WGN out of Chicago. At 10:00 PM I tuned into The Best of Saturday Night Live. The episode opened with a picture of John Belushi from the opening credits and the years 1949 -1982 at the bottom of the screen. At first I thought, I don't remember this sketch. The Blues Brothers opened the show and when they went to commercial. I channel surfed. I turned to HBO, they were showing The Blues Brothers movie. I changed over to ABC's World News Tonight and they were showing the same Blues Brothers bit that I saw on WGN. At the end off the clip Franks Reynolds said, " John Belushi dead at 33." Oh my God! This can't be true. I was a big John Belushi fan. I loved SNL. We did the Samurai in drama class. Other kids had Rock Stars on their walls, I had a picture of the "Not Ready for Primetime Players". I wanted to grow up and be a "Not Ready for Primetime Player". The next morning I read in the San Juan Star that he died at the Chateau Marmont and there was this mystery women that showed up in his rental car. The following Monday at school a classmate said, " I bet it was drugs". I said, "No way it wasn't drugs. He, he was... just fat. He was fat and he had a heart attack. The teacher stepped in saying, "yeah you’re probably right Tony he was just fat". A few days later I saw, in The San Juan Star, the pictures from the funeral. It was heartbreaking to see Bill Murray placing a rose on the coffin and see Dan Akroid and Jim Belushi as pallbearers. That night it was announced on CNN that John Belushi died of a mixture of heroin and cocaine commonly known as a speedball. I felt horrible. I had just defended the guy. I couldn’t understand why this happened. I knew he did drugs, they all did drugs. The next day I found an editorial cartoon that featured two grim reapers dressed as the "Blues Brothers”. On the arm of one of them was Heroin and on arm of the other was Cocaine. I thought this was in really bad taste. I showed it to my Dad who always let me know whenever I did something in bad taste. To my surprise, he told me that he agreed with the cartoon. “But it’s too soon to joke about someone who just died”, I said. He responded with, “No you have to strike while the irons hot”. I felt that they should show some respect for the dead, and some sympathy for the family. “Not this time”, he told me, “there are a lot of kid’s your age who see that he was funny and he took drugs so if I take drugs I can be funny too”. My first thought was that that’s stupid, he was funny because he was funny, not because of the drugs. He didn’t need drugs to be funny and my dad said, “lot’s of kids don’t see it that logically”. We talked for a while longer and my dad ended the conversation with, well I guess we think differently on this subject. There are two things you need to understand about my relationship with my Dad back then. When we talked, it was usually about me doing better in school and our conversations never ended with us agreeing to disagree.

Over the next year if there was ever conversation about someone having it all and throwing it away, my Dad would segue the conversation to “just like John Belushi”. I really thought my Dad was afraid that I would follow in Belushi’s footsteps.

Years later when I was teaching at a comedy traffic school, they started a drug and alcohol awareness program for high school students. Teachers who had a history with drug use were used in the program. They’d combine comedy with facts about drugs and alcohol and ended with a personal story about how drugs use affected their life. I thought the personal stories were the best part of the presentation. I was told that the school board and PTA loved the program but wanted the personal stories cut out. They feared that kid’s who see a funny person talk about their past drug use will think that if that person took drugs and they’re funny, maybe if I take drugs I can be funny too.

That’s stupid, they’re not exactly glamorizing drug use. They're funny because they’re funny, not because of the drugs. They didn’t need drugs to be funny.

Then I was reliving that same conversation I had with my Dad years before.

A few years later I heard on the radio that Chris Farley died. This guy was my age and we both idolized John Belushi, but he got to live my dream of studying at Second City in Chicago then being on SNL. He had it all. I knew it was drugs before it was announced. Again I was reliving that same conversation I had with my Dad Years before. I thought this was what my Dad feared could happen to me and I wondered if Chris Farley’s dad had that same conversation with him.

To quote Lorne Michaels, "The value system that was around there was as long as people showed up on time and did their job, it was nobody's business what they did in their bedroom or what they did in their lives." "That value system turned out to be wrong."

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Tony Figueroa

Hogan's Heroes on DVD.

Since many of my favorite shows are on hiatus, I have been enjoying watching classic TV shows on DVD. I am in the middle of watching the third season of Hogan's Heroes. I enjoy watching the show. One reason is that I am a big fan of WWII comedies. I collect movies like Operation Petticoat, Stalag 17, and Father Goose. I enjoy seeing Bugs Bunny, Popeye, and the Three Stooges fight the enemy. And I would like to add television shows like McHale's Navy, and Operation Petticoat to my collection.

Hogan’s Heroes has suffered much more criticism than most sitcoms from that time period (i.e. Gilligan's Island or Get Smart). I would like to address this criticism with the help of Hogan's Heroes - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia and the article
Hogan’s Heroes and the Holocaust: by Leslie Campbell Rampey, Ph.D.

Some people dismiss Hogan’s Heroes as stupid because the German characters spoke English to each other (This was addressed in the Pilot on the Season One DVD). When Martians speak English to each other, the audience suspends their disbelief, so why not with Germans. The bigger criticism was the depiction of the Germans as funny, incompetent or stupid, and trivializing the evil of the Nazis or the Holocaust. We can’t credibly judge a forty plus year old TV show by modern standards of good taste and political correctness. I also have never heard these critics mention the stars of the show or the characters they played.

Werner Klemperer (Colonel Wilhelm Klink) and his family fled Germany to Austria and then to the United States in order to escape the Nazi regime. He served during World War II in the U.S. Army. His TV Character, Col. Klink was a Luftwaffe officer (historically they were not Nazis). Klink was never mentioned as a formal member of the Nazi Party, and was portrayed as a bumbling bureaucrat, not as a bad guy. It is important to note that historically the Luftwaffe stalags provided the best treatment of Allied prisoners of war. Klemperer was once asked how could he play a Nazi? His answer was, "I am an actor by profession. If you can play Richard the Third, you can play a Nazi". (On the season two DVD Klemperer discussed this in an interview on The Pat Sajak Show)

John Banner (Sergeant Hans Schultz) was in a concentration camp, then fled to the United States. His TV Character, Sergeant Schultz, is a basically good-hearted man who would rather not report the prisoner’s activities, saying, "I see nothing! Nothing!" When Banner was asked how could he play a Nazi? He answered "Who can play Nazis better than us Jews?"

Leon Askin (General Albert Burkhalter) was beaten by the Gestapo and sent to a French internment camp before escaping to the U.S. via France. When the U.S. entered WWII, Askin joined the U.S. Army. While serving he learned that his parents had been killed at an extermination camp. I believe that Col. Klink and Sergeant Schultz were ignorant to what was happening in the death camps, but Gen. Burkhalter and Major Hochstetter (Howard Caine) had to have known.

Robert Clary (Corporal Louis LeBeau) was taken from his Paris home at the age of 16 and spent the next three years in various concentration camps, finally being liberated from Buchenwald. It wasn’t until 1980 that Clary decided to speak of his experiences at the Simon Wiesenthal Center because of the increased incidences of anti-Semitism and the rise of the "revisionist" historians who deny that the Holocaust took place. Of course, the first thing they want to know is, "’How could you have done Hogan’s Heroes, which dealt with Nazism?’" Clary’s answer is that is, that he’s an actor who played a character who never existed in real life. Clary is careful, however, to make some additional distinctions. Despite the hardships he acknowledges that POWs experienced, "They were not killed, they were not sent to gas chambers".

These actors proved that comedy is truly tragedy plus time and their characters were more than just funny Nazis. Let’s not forget that the show has had a long life in syndication. Fans love the show, and like Star Trek, Hogan’s Heroes have spawned a peculiar literary genre known as fan fiction (Stories or sometimes whole novels produced by fans who borrow the characters, setting, and basic premise of a TV series as a taking-off point and create entirely new plots). Hogan's Heroes Fan Fiction. Some of this Fan Fiction involves the Holocaust in their story lines. The show had talented actors, writers and directors. I guess I like WWII comedies, like Hogan’s Heroes, because it proves that we can find humor anywhere even in the middle of the worst of what humanity has to offer. If you like the show go check out the DVD if not read a book. These Hogan’s Heroes critics who confuse of the POW camps with a concentration/death camps speaks more about the quality of the general public’s level of historical awareness than the quality of what William Shatner would call, "Just a TV show!" Sadly I fear that many of those who confuse a POW camp with a concentration/death camp may think that all Germans are Nazis too. There were many German characters on Hogan’s Heroes who were good guys.

To quote John Banner, "I see Schultz as the representative of some kind of good in any generation".

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Good Luck Katie.

It’s been fun watching America’s Kid Sister grow up.

To quote Katie Couric, “You are going to be so sick of me by the end of May, you're going to be like "goodbye already!"”

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Good Luck Mike.

I’m glad that you never interviewed me on 60 Minutes. Then again I’m sorry that you never interviewed me on 60 minutes.

To quote Mike Wallace, "I determined that if I was to carve out a piece of reportorial territory for myself it would be doing the hard interview, irreverent if necessary, the facade-piercing interview."



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