Here is a "HOLIDAY SOR-BAY" that we could use to artificially maintain our Christmas spirit.
Fred gets a second job at Macyrock's in order to finance the family'sChristmas. Mr. Macyrock initially fires Fred for disobeying him, but then Mr. Macyrock's assistant tells him that their usual Santa is sick, and Mr. Macyrock needed to find a new Santa and instead Rehires Fred to be Santa, Mr. Macyrock tells Fred that he is the best Santa Macyrock's ever had. Then, two of Santa's elves appear to Fred, Twinky and Blinky, both of whom are 300-500 years old. They then tell him that the real Santa Claus is sick, and he replaces him in the sleigh. Fred then shouts Christmas greetings in French, Italian, German, Dutch, English, and Swedish.